I’m sorry, Cadyn. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You’re a baby. Babies don’t have mustaches. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elliott. I drew your mouth sideways. And gave you blonde hair. What the hell is wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Yoann. This looks absolutely nothing like you. Well, maybe when you get older? I dunno. Please check back in 30 years.
I’m sorry, Emma Jean & Ross. Looks like I forgot both of your glasses. And Ross’s beard. Dunno how I missed that. Sorry. No refunds.
Sorry, Dakota. I just straight-up forgot your beard. Dunno what happened there. It’s not easy to miss. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Ryan & Sarah Jane. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Especially Ryan. What’s up with his nose? I’m the worst.
I’m sorry, Richard. you and your friends looks really nice. So I’m sorry I butchered everyone with my drawing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Matty. I tried really hard to draw your cool motorcycle. But I’m really bad at drawing motorcycles. So it turned out kinda crappy. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Adam. This looks absolutely nothing like you. I don’t know who I was trying to draw, but it sure wasn’t you. No refunds.
Whelp. I broke your neck. Sorry, Mariah. No refunds.