I’m sorry, Julia. I got nervous halfway through drawing your caricature and ended up drawing you as a cat. Hope you’re not offended.
Sorry, Michelle. This is not a very good caricature of you. I guess I should practice more before I start charging folks, huh? No refunds.
Hi Beth & Justin. Sorry. I think I screwed up the height difference between the two of you. I’m not very good at this.
I’m sorry, Lucinda. This doesn’t look like you. Your hair color is wrong and your glasses are too small. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
Hi, Argyle. Miranda paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it doesn’t really look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. I’m sorry.
I’m sorry, Matthew. Despite taking a really long time with the shading, this still looks nothing like you. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brian. In my defense: this is actually a pretty good caricature. Just not of you. Which is probably what you wanted. My apologies. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Dian. I tried my best, but this caricature didn’t turn out so good. In fact, I think it’s pretty horrible. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Pete. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I apologize.
“I’m so sorry, Williams Family. Every year, you order a holiday caricature and every year I screw it up. You’d think one of us would wise up by now. WHELP thanks for your blind optimism. Happy Holidays.”