“I’m sorry, Nelie. Your friend Kyle paid me to draw a caricature of you, but it didn’t turn out too good because I am NOT good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Happy Birthday.”
“Sorry, Janet. Not only did I forget to draw your glasses, but I forgot to draw a good caricature. I hope you’re not upset.”
“I’m sorry, Heather and Tyler. I tried my best, but this doesn’t look like you two at all. Probably because I’m NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Charles & Teresa. This doesn’t look like you because I’m not very good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m so sorry, Aaron and Victoria. I tried my best to capture the magic of your wedding day, but it turned out crappy because I’m not very good at this. Hope you’re not offended.”
“I’m sorry, Kyle & Jimmy. I tried my best. Congrats on your engagement.”
“I’m so sorry, Kelly. This is a horrific drawing. I’m just not very good at this. I hope I didn’t ruin your birthday.”
“I’m really sorry, Hank and Sherry. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I’m just really bad at this. I hope you’re not offended.”
“Whoops. Sorry Marc & John. I think I screwed up your facial hair and likenesses. I’m not very good at this.”
“I’m sorry, Zoe & Kit. This looks nothing like either of you. I don’t know what I’m doing. No refunds.”