“I’m sorry, Lana. I screwed up your hair, forgot your glasses, and and drew you with a dumb expression. I’m just not very good at this.”
“Sorry, Kanga & Roger. Neither of these look like you two – especially the one with the nose ring. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, Aimee. You’re such a pretty girl and this is such a crappy caricature of you. I wish I was getting better at this. But I’m not. Happy Birthday.”
“Whoops. Sorry, Steve. I can’t draw hair very good, so I drew you with cornrows. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m sorry, Nick. I have no explanation for this one. In fact, it kinda freaks me out. No refunds.”
“So sorry, Dan. You look nothing like this. I really need to practice this more, because I am NOT GOOD at it.”
I’m sorry, Val. I drew your hair too curly and your chin waay to big. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.“
“I’m sorry, Ivan. I have a really hard time drawing people with facial hair. And… just people in general. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m so sorry, Debbie and Ken. You guys look like such a nice couple. You deserve a much better caricature than this.”
“Sorry, Ajani and Kadia. I tried my best, but I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. Like AT ALL. Sorry.”