I’m sorry, Astrid & Troy. You probably wanted a nice caricature of you two to celebrate your engagement. Instead, you got this. I’m sorry if I ruined your engagement. No refunds
I’m sorry, Sayge. This turned out kinda scary. I think it was because half of your photo was in shadow. I know that’s no excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Halle. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I can see that now. I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Maria. I don’t know why I drew you looking so sad. You’re not sad in your picture. I’m just really awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. This is a double fail. It’s anything but blessed. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kayce and Scotty. This looks nothing like either of you. Kayce’s face is much thinner. And Scotty doesn’t have facial hair. What was I thinking? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Patricia and Teyonia. This looks nothing like either of you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beth. Somehow this turned out frightening. I think it’s the sharp teeth. Or the severe eyebrows. Or the fact that I suck at caricatures. Sorry.