I’m sorry, Jarrod. This looks nothing like you. Like at all. It’s like I wasn’t even looking at the same picture. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Annika. I don’t know why I drew you frowning. That’s not what you’re doing in your photo. What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Daniel. I screwed up your hair and forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Hope you’re not offended. This is literally the best I can do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Felicity. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. AT ALL. I’m just really terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Konrad. I screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. And pretty much everything else. What can I say besides I’m awful at this? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Katie. Made your ears too big and your hair too curly. Which makes you look really old. Please don’t be offended. I’m trying my best.
I’m sorry, Jamie. This looks nothing like you. The smile is all wrong and the hair is awful. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jamie. I don’t know why I drew you looking so mean. You’re clearly smiling in your picture. And don’t even ask what happened to your beard. I’m not good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rianna. I don’t know why I drew you with bangs. Or such a weird smile. Love your music, though.