I’m sorry, Britney. I really messed up your nose. And your eyes. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a mess. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Eli. I drew you as a middle aged man. You’re clearly not a middle aged man. Stay in school, Eli. Don’t end up an idiot like me.
I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adam & Erink. This looks nothing like either of you. I’m not really sure what happened. Besides me being really crappy at drawing caricatures, of course. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Molly. I made your nose way too big and your hair way too short. I’m way to crappy at drawing caricatures. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, McColl. I forgot to draw your hair. And I made your smile too big. This whole thing is a disaster. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bennett. I don’t know why I gave you facial hair. You clearly don’t have it. I really suck at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Zodi. I screwed up your hair. And gave you a goatee. You clearly don’t have one. I clearly have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan & Lindsay. I really screwed this one up. Especially Lindsay’s hair. I don’t know what I was thinking. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Andrew. I made your face too wide. And your nose too big. And your lips all weird. Not gonna lie, there’s not I got right here. No refunds.