I’m sorry, Jordan. I drew your nose too big and straight up forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Besides being terrible at this, I mean. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Alex. I tried drawing your really cool hair, but I screwed it up. Along wit your smile. And your hand. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Lexi. This is just awful. I have no excuses. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bronwyn and her brothers. It’s kinda hard to miss your big smiles. But somehow I did. I’m the worst. Hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Carleigh & Heather. I dunno why I drew your teeth so big. You both have lovely smiles IRL. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me.
I’m sorry, Mohammad. I got your chin shape all wrong. And gave you stubble. And your ears are sticking out too far. Man, was I even LOOKING at your photo? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. I got your face shape wrong. And your nose shape wrong. And your chin shape wrong. All your shapes are wrong. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Beatriz & Victor. This doesn’t really look like either of you. Also, I’m not very good at drawing hands. So the whole thing sucks. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Syd. Not only does this not look like you, but it’s also a really crappy drawing. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. Because I would. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elise & Abraham. It was only after I finished did I realize Abraham was wearing makeup and not, in fact, a starfish. That’s my bad. That’s on me. No refunds.