I’m sorry, Noah. I don’t know why I gave you a mustache. You clearly don’t have one. I need to pay attention more. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Emily. I don’t know what happened here. Once again, I’ve drawn someone like an old woman. Which you’re clearly not. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Shelby. Your nose is not that big. I’m just awful at caricatures. But hey – at least I got your nose ring, right? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kimberly. This looks nothing like you. It looks more like a middle-aged blonde woman. Which I’m pretty sure you’re not. I’m the worst.
I’m sorry, Arden, Eric, and Phoebe. I wasn’t sure who was who. So I think I swapped one of your faces with the dog’s face. Common mistake. At least for me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Tori. I made your nose too big and your eyebrows too bushy. This is not what you look like at all. Please don’t be offended. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rachel. Everything about this is wrong. Your eyes, your smile, your nose. It’s a real disaster. I apologize. No refunds.
Sorry, Hayden. Your fish hat confused me. That’s why I drew you as a fish. That’s my bad. That’s on me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Melissa. This makes you look like an old person. You’re not an old person. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be offended.
I’m sorry, Kate & Erin. I really screwed this one up. I dunno why I made Erin’s hair dark and her face so angry. Please don’t be mad at me. But if you are, I understand.