I’m sorry, Chris. I really messed up your facial hair. And your nose. And your head shape. Nothing about this is right. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leonie. Something about the ears on your head screwed me up and I drew you as a cat. My bad. Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time this has happened. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cammeron. I’m not very good at drawing expressions. So this turned out really crappy. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Debbi. I have no idea who this is a drawing of. But it sure ain’t you. I don’t know what happened. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. I forgot your facial hair and made your dog look like a weirdo. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. All the proportions in this drawing are wrong. The nose. The mouth. The shades. And did I forget your hat? What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Astrid & Troy. You probably wanted a nice caricature of you two to celebrate your engagement. Instead, you got this. I’m sorry if I ruined your engagement. No refunds
I’m sorry, Molly. I screwed your caricature up pretty bad. Especially your nose and chin. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. I just suck. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sayge. This turned out kinda scary. I think it was because half of your photo was in shadow. I know that’s no excuse, but here we are. No refunds.