I’m sorry, Halle. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I can see that now. I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sharon & Clement. I think I drew glasses on the wrong person. That happens more often than not with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.
I’m sorry, The Murpheys. I drew your sunglasses too big. So there was no room for your faces. Also, I see you went to Paris. That’s cool. I’m not about to try and draw the Eiffel Tower though. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jon. I made your mouth too wide and one of your eyes larger than the other. I guess proportions aren’t really my thing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Peyton & Pap. I really screwed this one up. Both of your smiles are awful and Peyton’s eyes are all weird. Please forgive me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Maria. I don’t know why I drew you looking so sad. You’re not sad in your picture. I’m just really awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nolberto. I… I have no idea what happened here. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Joe. This is a double fail. It’s anything but blessed. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.