I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Daniel. I screwed up your hair and forgot your beard. Dunno how that happened. Hope you’re not offended. This is literally the best I can do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Felicity. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. AT ALL. I’m just really terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather & Jake. This looks nothing like either of you. Heather looks really old and I don’t even know what happened to Jake’s chin. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Konrad. I screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. And pretty much everything else. What can I say besides I’m awful at this? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Katie. Made your ears too big and your hair too curly. Which makes you look really old. Please don’t be offended. I’m trying my best.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know this looks like I didn’t even try. But trust me when I say it’s the best I could do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jamie. This looks nothing like you. The smile is all wrong and the hair is awful. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassedy. I tried capturing your smile, but I screwed it up. Now it looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry Jamie. I don’t know why I drew you looking so mean. You’re clearly smiling in your picture. And don’t even ask what happened to your beard. I’m not good at this. No refunds.