I’m
sorry, Ian. This is a really crappy drawing of you. Your nose and head
shapes are wrong. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brian. This looks nothing like you. I made your eyebrows too bushy and completely forgot your facial hair. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christopher & Michelle. I made your smiles really weird. Mouths are hard to draw. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily & Joe. I tried drawing that beautiful bouquet, but I messed it up. And your faces. And your height. This whole thing is a disaster.
I’m sorry, Annie & Sam. This kinda looks like you, but it’s still a crappy drawing. Annie’s eyes are two sizes and Sam’s chin is weird. Please don’t be mad at me.
I’m sorry, Ayumi & Eric. This is a really crappy drawing of the two of you. Eric’s ears are too big and his chin is too square. I really beefed this one. Sorry.
Woof. I… I just have no explanation for this one. I’m so sorry, Lynsay.
I’m sorry, Chris & Chrisanna. This looks nothing like either of you. I hope you’re not mad at me. I tried my best. Mouths are hard to draw, OK?
I’m sorry, Andrew and Alex. I tried my best, but this turned out really crappy. I hope you’re not offended. Also: no refunds.
I’m sorry, Olivia. I’m not very good at drawing hands. Or faces. Or likenesses. Or much else for that matter, really. No refunds.