I’m sorry, Joe. All the proportions in this drawing are wrong. The nose. The mouth. The shades. And did I forget your hat? What’s wrong with me? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Astrid & Troy. You probably wanted a nice caricature of you two to celebrate your engagement. Instead, you got this. I’m sorry if I ruined your engagement. No refunds
I’m sorry, Molly. I screwed your caricature up pretty bad. Especially your nose and chin. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. I just suck. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sayge. This turned out kinda scary. I think it was because half of your photo was in shadow. I know that’s no excuse, but here we are. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Halle. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I can see that now. I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Francesco & Karen. I forgot Francesco’s glasses and beard. And Kristen’s smile is too big. I really screwed this whole thing up. I hope you’re not mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sharon & Clement. I think I drew glasses on the wrong person. That happens more often than not with me. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Heather and CJ. This looks nothing like either of you. I swear I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just really awful at likenesses. No refunds.
I’m sorry, The Murpheys. I drew your sunglasses too big. So there was no room for your faces. Also, I see you went to Paris. That’s cool. I’m not about to try and draw the Eiffel Tower though. No refunds.