I’m sorry, Jon. I made your mouth too wide and one of your eyes larger than the other. I guess proportions aren’t really my thing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Felicity. Please don’t be offended. This is NOT what you look like. AT ALL. I’m just really terrible at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Konrad. I screwed up your mouth. And your eyes. And pretty much everything else. What can I say besides I’m awful at this? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Liz. I know this looks like I didn’t even try. But trust me when I say it’s the best I could do. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Cassedy. I tried capturing your smile, but I screwed it up. Now it looks all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I’m the worst. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Grace. This looks nothing like you. I don’t know what happened. Besides being crappy at drawing caricatures, I mean. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Omar. There’s too many people in your photo. So I couldn’t draw much detail on anyone. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Britney. I really messed up your nose. And your eyes. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a mess. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.