I’m sorry, Molly. I made your nose way too big and your hair way too short. I’m way to crappy at drawing caricatures. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bennett. I don’t know why I gave you facial hair. You clearly don’t have it. I really suck at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jordan & Lindsay. I really screwed this one up. Especially Lindsay’s hair. I don’t know what I was thinking. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Neesh & Amanda. I got confused by Neesh’s elephant costume and accidentally drew him as a elephant. That’s my bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elin. I don’t know why I drew you so mad. You’re clearly smiling in your photo. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, David & Denise. This looks nothing like either of you. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Jonny. I screwed up your facial hair. And your hat. My powers of observance are really awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Yeesh. I’m sorry, Jack. I have no idea why I drew your mouth like that. And your eyes aren’t that droopy. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kathleen. I made your nose ring too big. And your nose. And your lips. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lenee. I have no idea what happened here. Besides a really crappy drawing. No refunds.