I’m sorry, Jocelyn. This looks nothing like you. I dunno what happened. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Leah. You have a lovely smile – that I completely butchered. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Rachel. I screwed up your face. But I screwed up your cat even more. I’m just not good at this. Like AT ALL.
Hi, Ashley. Thank you for ordering two attempts but I’m sorry to say they both turned out awful. I’m sorry. Turns out practice doesn’t make perfect. No refunds.
I’m sorry, John. This doesn’t look like you. I don’t know why. I was looking at your photo the whole time. I’m just not very good at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Pope Family. I got real distracted by your cool hats and didn’t leave enough space for your faces. That’s why this is so crappy. Hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m
sorry, Ian. This is a really crappy drawing of you. Your nose and head
shapes are wrong. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Brian. This looks nothing like you. I made your eyebrows too bushy and completely forgot your facial hair. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Christopher & Michelle. I made your smiles really weird. Mouths are hard to draw. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily & Joe. I tried drawing that beautiful bouquet, but I messed it up. And your faces. And your height. This whole thing is a disaster.