I’m sorry, Jonny. I screwed up your facial hair. And your hat. My powers of observance are really awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Glen. I just… I don’t… I have no idea why I didn’t draw your facial hair. And the smile? Was I even looking at your picture? I’m the worst.
Yeesh. I’m sorry, Jack. I have no idea why I drew your mouth like that. And your eyes aren’t that droopy. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kathleen. I made your nose ring too big. And your nose. And your lips. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Lenee. I have no idea what happened here. Besides a really crappy drawing. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Cerys. This is awful. Your lips are too big and your eyes are nightmarish. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy.
I’m sorry, John. This looks absolutely nothing like you. Dunno how that happened. I was looking at your photo the whole time. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Julian. I have no idea why I gave you a mustache. You’re clearly too young to have one. I have no idea what I’m doing. Sorry. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Selena. This is not what you look like. Like at all. I’m just really awful at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sam. I- I literally don’t know who this is a drawing of. Because it sure ain’t you. No refunds.