I’m so sorry, Lexi. This is just awful. I have no excuses. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. But I guess my best is still pretty crappy. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bronwyn and her brothers. It’s kinda hard to miss your big smiles. But somehow I did. I’m the worst. Hope I didn’t ruin Christmas. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Carleigh & Heather. I dunno why I drew your teeth so big. You both have lovely smiles IRL. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me.
I’m sorry, Mohammad. I got your chin shape all wrong. And gave you stubble. And your ears are sticking out too far. Man, was I even LOOKING at your photo? No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. I got your face shape wrong. And your nose shape wrong. And your chin shape wrong. All your shapes are wrong. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Syd. Not only does this not look like you, but it’s also a really crappy drawing. I hope you don’t feel like you wasted your money. Because I would. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elise & Abraham. It was only after I finished did I realize Abraham was wearing makeup and not, in fact, a starfish. That’s my bad. That’s on me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Michelle. I made your eyes WAAAY to big. Now this looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m sorry, Noah. I don’t know why I gave you a mustache. You clearly don’t have one. I need to pay attention more. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kimberly. This looks nothing like you. It looks more like a middle-aged blonde woman. Which I’m pretty sure you’re not. I’m the worst.