Laurynas & Lisa

I’m sorry, Laurynas & Lisa. This doesn’t look like either of you. Especially Lisa. I really screwed up her teeth. Sorry about that. No refunds.

Rachel (2nd Try)

I’m sorry, Rachel. Thanks for giving me a second chance, but I think this one turned out even worse than the first one. I hope you’re not mad you paid for it. No refunds.

Rachel

I’m sorry, Rachel. I made your nose way too big. This is just awful. I hope you’re not mad at me.

Ronald

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I’m sorry, Ronald. I-I honestly don’t know what happened here. No refunds.

Sam

I’m sorry, Sam. Not only does this not look like you, it’s also a really crappy drawing. So it’s a double fail. No refunds.

Robert & Caitie

I’m sorry, Robert & Catie. Your teeth aren’t that big. I’m just not very good at drawing caricatures. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.

Sabrina

I’m so sorry, Sabrina. This is not what you look like at all. I think I got Sabrina The Teenage Witch in my head. But that’s no excuse because Sabrina the Teenage Witch doesn’t look like what I drew. I’m the worst.

Will

I’m sorry, Will. This looks nothing like you. Like AT ALL. The only thing similar to your picture is the brick wall. I really messed this one up.

Cadyn

I’m sorry, Cadyn. I don’t know why I drew you with a mustache. You’re a baby. Babies don’t have mustaches. No refunds.

Elliott

I’m sorry, Elliott. I drew your mouth sideways. And gave you blonde hair. What the hell is wrong with me? No refunds.