“So sorry, Brad. This looks nothing like you. I’m just not very good at likenesses. I hope you’re not mad.”
“I’m sorry, Charlie and Maggie. I forgot your glasses and gave Charlie a bucket hat he wasn’t wearing. I’m not very good at this. No refunds.”
“I’m sorry, you guys. This might be the crappiest drawing I’ve ever done. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Randy. Your nose isn’t that big at all. And as for the duckface, I’ve really got no excuse.”
“So sorry, Mickey. I really screwed up your mouth. And eyes. And hair. MAN, what is wrong with me?”
“Sorry, Theo. For some reason, I thought you had a mustache. I tried my best.”
“I’m sorry, Viola. Not only is this a bad drawing of you, it’s a bad drawing of anyone. I am just NOT good at this. My apologies.”
“Dah! I’m sorry, Taylor. I drew you much older. And also with a hat on. I don’t know why. I apologize.”
“Sorry, Adriana. I’m not very good at drawing hair, so that’s why your hair looks messed up here. No refunds.”
“Yikes. I’m sorry MJ & Denise. You’re both much prettier than how I drew you. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”