Ray

“I’m so sorry, Ray. I just can’t draw facial hair very well. I promise I’ll practice more.”

Dave

“I’m sorry, Dave. You look nothing like a grizzled film noir detective. I can’t apologize enough.”

Alicia

“I’m sorry, Alicia. For some reason I thought you were a man wearing a hat. No refunds.”

Kristi

“Sorry, Kristi. I forgot your glasses and made your hair a lot shorter. I’m not very good at this.”

Robert

“I’m sorry, Robert. I thought you had facial hair. I really need to practice more.”

Andrew and Bill

“Sorry, Andrew and Bill. This did not turn out how I wanted it to. I tried my best.”

Deanna

I’m sorry, Deanna. This does not look like you. Like AT ALL. I am NOT good at this.