"Oh boy. I’m sorry, Chris. You’re not a smoker and your daughter’s not a bunny. I’m just really bad at caricatures. No refunds.“
“My apologies, Sara. I’m trying to get better at caricatures, but as you can see, I have a long way to go…”
“I’m really sorry, Tracy. This looks nothing you. I am just terrible at drawing caricatures, what can I say?”
“I’m sorry, Alex. I’m not good at drawing facial hair. That’s why your beard turned out so weird. Hope you’re not offended. No refunds.”
“So sorry, Pauline & Porter. I drew Pauline really masculine and Porter kinda angry. I’m just NOT GOOD at this.”
“I’m sorry, Leah. This looks nothing like you because I am just NOT good at caricatures. Like AT ALL.”
“I’m sorry, Will. I really have no idea what I’m doing.”
“Sorry, Chris & Cassie. See, this doesn’t look like you guys because I’m not very good at drawing caricatures. But I’m trying to get better. No refunds.”
“I’m so sorry, Dana & Phil. But are you SURE you didn’t have an eyepatch and mustache when we first met?”
“I’m sorry, Linda, Jacqueline, & Winyan. This doesn’t look like any of you. Especially Jacqueline. She looks like a fuzzy duck. MAN I’m bad at this.”