Rasmus

I’m sorry, Rasmus. You’re clearly a very attractive person. So I’m very upset I screwed up your drawing so bad. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.

Dirk

I’m sorry, Dirk. I made your nose and your ear too big and your mouth all weird. Now this looks awful and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.

Molly & Family

I’m sorry, Molly and Family. This is a massive fail. Not one single likeness here is correct. I should stop doing this. No refunds.

Haylee & Marc

I’m sorry, Halyee and Marc. This drawing turned out real doofy. Which is not what you paid for. My apologies. No refunds.

Louisa

I’m sorry, Louisa. You look downright evil in my drawing. Which was not my intent. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.

Alyssa

I’m sorry, Alyssa. Your eyes turned out really freaky here. I hope you and your parents aren’t upset. I know I would be. No refunds.

Megumi

I’m sorry, Megumi. I don’t know why you turned out looking much older than you are. I’m terrible at drawing kids. No refunds.

Razen

I’m sorry, Razen. Only after I finished did I realize you don’t have your finger up your nose. That’s my bad. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.

Melissa & Gracie

I’m sorry, Melissa & Gracie. I made you both look like total doofuses. Not on purpose, though. I really tried my best. I’m just awful at caricatures. No refunds.

Elizabeth

I’m sorry, Elizabeth. This turned out awful. But in my defense, you’re making a weird face in your photo. Unless, of course, that’s your actual face. In which case, I’m doubly sorry. No refunds.