Cicely

I’m sorry, Cicely. Not only am I awful at drawing likenesses, but I’m also terrible at drawing bridges. So you get a double-whammy. No refunds.

Aliya

I’m sorry, Aliya. This is not a very flattering drawing of you. I hope you’re not mad at me. I swear I tried my best. No refunds.

Martine, Adum, and Ellie

I’m sorry, Martine, Adum, and Ellie. You look like such a lovely family. I hate to do you so wrong like this. But what can I say? I’m the worst. No refunds.

Michael & Rhianna

I’m sorry, Michael & Rhianna. You both look ghastly here. In my drawing, I mean. Not in real life. I’m so tired. No refunds.

Michael

I’m sorry, Michael. This looks absolutely nothing like you. You’re not this doofy. I hope you’re not offended. No refunds.

Emma

I’m sorry, Emma. I’m not very good at drawing mouths. Or much else, really. Please don’t be upset. No refunds.

Kai

I’m sorry, Kai. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I see that now. I hope you’re not upset with me. Because I would be.

Aaron

I’m sorry, Aaron. I drew your face too small and your head too big. I keep doing that for some reason. That’s why this doesn’t look like you. No refunds.

I’m sorry, Luke. Now I realize that you’re actually wearing a hat and not, in fact, being eaten by Stitch. That’s my bad. Won’t happen again. No refunds.

I’m sorry, Amber. Your eyes are all wonky and your smile is all screwed up. I hope you’re not disappointed. But if you are, I understand. No refunds.