I’m sorry, Amy and Chris. This is almost frightening in how bad it is. Why did you pay me to do this? I’m clearly terrible. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emily. This looks nothing like you. Your nose and mouth are too big and your eyes are two different sizes. All the proportions are wrong. I give up. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elizabeth. I think the weird angle of your picture confused me. So that’s why this looks so screwy. That, and the fact that I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m really sorry, Scott and Lorene. This is almost offensive. You must think I’m a real jerk for drawing you both so poorly. I have no excuses. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Adriana and Justin. You both look like very nice people. So I’m even more disappointed in my terrible drawing. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Emma. I tried to capture your great smile, but I don’t know how to draw mouths that well. So it ended up looking awful. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry Zae. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be upset. This is not what you look like. I just really suck at caricatures. No refunds.
I’m so sorry, Abby. I tried capturing your big eyes, but they ended up kinda scary. And your smile is way off too. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Rob and Jessica. You both look very sharp in your photo. Too bad I suck at caricatures so you look awful in my drawing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Nicolle. I drew your eyes looking in two different directions. That’s not right. What’s wrong with me? Please don’t be mad. I tried my best. No refunds.