I’m sorry, Nikki. I made your face too small and your hair too big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not upset. I know I would be. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Danny. Not only does this not look like you, but your chicken friend turned out terrible. Please don’t ask me to draw poultry anymore. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elnathan. I tried exaggerating your bottom lip, but I went too far. Now it looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Bryan. I wasn’t sure who you wanted me to draw. So I combined you both into one. Now I realize that was a bad idea. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Frank. This is awful. You look like a old man. Which you clearly are not. You’re a baby. I see that now. My bad. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Mary. This is a disaster. Why can’t I draw mouths right? Or hands? Or fish? I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Katie. Made your ears too big and your hair too curly. Which makes you look really old. Please don’t be offended. I’m trying my best.
I’m sorry, Emily. I got your face shape wrong. And your nose shape wrong. And your chin shape wrong. All your shapes are wrong. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Michelle. I made your eyes WAAAY to big. Now this looks all weird and dumb and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best.
I’m so sorry, Emily. I don’t know what happened here. Once again, I’ve drawn someone like an old woman. Which you’re clearly not. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.