Carlos
I’m sorry, Carlos. I drew your forehead waaaay to big and lopsided for some reason. No idea why. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
Nikki
I’m sorry, Nikki. This is really awful. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
Linda and Dog
I’m sorry, Linda. The only thing I’m worst at drawing than likenesses is dogs. So this is a double-fail. Congratulations. No refunds.
Anne-Sophie
I’m sorry, Anne-Sophie. I drew your puffy coat way too big and your head way too small. So this is pretty much a fail. No refunds.
Kelly
I’m sorry, Kelly. I tried drawing the cool shadow across your face but it just ended up looking like an X. My bad. No refunds.
Brandon and Laura
I’m sorry, Brandon and Laura. I really messed up both of your smiles. You look creepy and weird and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds.
David and Steve
I’m sorry, David and Steve. You both look awful here. I’m not good at this. I wish people would realize that. No refunds.
Dima
I’m sorry, Dima. This is just awful. Your nose is obviously too long and your cheeks are all weird. I’m ashamed of myself. Please forgive me. No refunds.
Jane
I’m sorry, Jane. Not only is this an awful drawing of you, it’s also a crappy drawing of your horse friend. I’m ashamed of myself. No refunds.
