I’m sorry, Robyn. I tried to capture your great smile, but it ended up all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Craig. This looks nothing like you. You hair is too light. Your eye is too big. Your smile and chin are all wrong. And I forgot your glasses. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Halle. Obviously, I drew your neck too long. I can see that now. I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Austin & Tiana. It was only after I finished did I realize that Tiana was not eating Austin – just smiling. I hope I didn’t ruin your anniversary. But if I did, I understand. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Molly. I made your nose way too big and your hair way too short. I’m way to crappy at drawing caricatures. I’m sorry. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Elin. I don’t know why I drew you so mad. You’re clearly smiling in your photo. I have no idea what I’m doing. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Sidney. I really screwed up your nose here. I’m still not that good at proportions. I hope you’re not mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Glen. I just… I don’t… I have no idea why I didn’t draw your facial hair. And the smile? Was I even looking at your picture? I’m the worst.
Yeesh. I’m sorry, Jack. I have no idea why I drew your mouth like that. And your eyes aren’t that droopy. I’m just awful at this. No refunds.
I’m sorry, Kathleen. I made your nose ring too big. And your nose. And your lips. This whole thing is a disaster. No refunds.